Big Hands Small Thumbs

from by Michael Keaton

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got a big hands
got a big hand
with a small thumb
I know it's true
because it's mine
I know it's true
cuz it's my hand
I love my thumbs
I LOVE my thumbs
I've got big paw prints
it's on my thumb

give me $10
I'll take just $10
please give me $10
okay I don't need $10

I'm a big man
I'm a big man
I'm a big man
I'm a big man
I'm a big man
I'm a big man
you see the big man
cuz I'm the big man
don't underestimate me
I've got really small fingers
but I'm ready to go
I'll cut ya
I'll cut ya
I'll make you bleed all day and all night
I know just where to cut ya up

You've got small hands too
that's cuz you're cool, like me, like me too, yeah
I've got the biggest sandwich on the block
you know it's true
we know it's true, true true true

don't you mess with my big hands
with my big hands
with my big hands
you know that I'll strangle you
I'll strangle you
I will strangle you all day all night night
with my big hands I'll show you where I go to town
I go downtown
every night with my clowns, my cronies
we take some in the club, it's alright
cuz we're cool like that
now I'm cool like that


from Boing!, released May 1, 1991



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