1. |
Intro
00:40
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2. |
Big Hands Small Thumbs
02:28
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got a big hands
got a big hand
with a small thumb
I know it's true
because it's mine
I know it's true
cuz it's my hand
I love my thumbs
I LOVE my thumbs
I've got big paw prints
it's on my thumb
give me $10
I'll take just $10
please give me $10
okay I don't need $10
I'm a big man
I'm a big man
I'm a big man
I'm a big man
I'm a big man
I'm a big man
you see the big man
cuz I'm the big man
don't underestimate me
I've got really small fingers
but I'm ready to go
I'll cut ya
I'll cut ya
I'll make you bleed all day and all night
I know just where to cut ya up
You've got small hands too
that's cuz you're cool, like me, like me too, yeah
I've got the biggest sandwich on the block
you know it's true
we know it's true, true true true
don't you mess with my big hands
with my big hands
with my big hands
you know that I'll strangle you
yeah
I'll strangle you
I will strangle you all day all night night
with my big hands I'll show you where I go to town
I go downtown
every night with my clowns, my cronies
we take some in the club, it's alright
cuz we're cool like that
now I'm cool like that
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3. |
Not Interesting
01:59
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I can see what you're trying to say
I'm not interesting
brought you out to lunch at McDonald's
I'm not interesting
you think I'm not interesting
you know I'm not interesting
too poor to take you out
to eat at a five star joint
too lazy so I take you out
to eat... star joint (???)
you say you're tired of my shit
just wanna go relax
well I've [?????]
{????} relax
french fries french fries french fries french fries
hamburgers too
because we are that cool
french fries french fries french fries french fries
because we've got blue eyes
I've got a hungry hand his name is fingernail
made of the ivory keys on this keyboard
something inhale
y'all know it's true
hey won't you touch my hand like that please
what the hell
(come on guys what was that)
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4. |
Where Are My Limbs
02:31
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you said you were the one
but now everything turned to shit
because I found out you were a man
and that's okay
but I don't know
who I am
who I am
yeah yeah yeah
something else
something else
something else
something else
where is my underwear
oh where is my underwear
where are my figurines
oh where are you?
where have you gone
where are my hands
I have no feet
I have no limbs
where have you gone
where are my hands
I have no feet
where are my limbs
oh where have you gone in my life
because now I'm so alone
without you, captain hamburger
I'm lonely
lonely and homeless
lonely and homely
I have no hands.
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5. |
Trashcan Kid
01:21
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bring it on let the big boys play
their thrashing bashing all out the holiday
believable, like a trash can can't you see
how your friends can help the community
immunity, feeling like a spaceship racing
fast as molasses over the country
hungry, hole in my stomach growling
plowing through a big mcdolands this early
earlybird you know I catch the worm surely
surely as I catch a hooligan yearning
yearning for the alphabet, and jesus wept,
and cry me a bucket of tears for all the girlies
tasting like a fable, no I'm not sorry
why you think I'm jacking shit up, sorry
mothafucka please, scar-ee worth sorry
sorry this and sorry that, sorry
speaking really fast because I don't know what to say
and thejeifei nieonneo wawen ieawmew0jg54wtm5u45&^(*)
(oh we just ran out of money)
(john worthing wrestling a chair)
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6. |
Kill That Bird
02:27
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You abandoned me
love don't live here anymore
just a vacancy
love don't live here anymore
when you lived inside of me
there was nothing I could conceive
big fat BIRD!
crossin' the street
had on a funny hat
why's he looking at me (I've got fries)
had a funny hat (uh oh!)
why's he looking at me (who knows!)
why's he looking at me (why you lookin at me)
why's he looking at me
KING KONG WAS A GOOD MAN
big ass bird with the funny hat (get out)
big ass bird with the funny hat
big ass bird
kill that bird
somebody kill that bird
kill it for me!
kill my father and my mother during a garage sale, I was making lemonade for the guests and then they came out with an ax and I was like aw shit my parents gone insane, so I went inside
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7. |
Nine Armed Octopus
03:50
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mmmrruyurssshhhhhsee you tomorrow???
vasshsheeenglgleeiiiiiiiieeeballoweerrrrrrrr
take err shaddoowwwn nnm soooooo whaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrowwwwwwww
take this wihhsichsiv ronefoijdsf
okay I'm done transcribing this album now
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8. |
Donkey Man
02:48
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9. |
Starlight
01:47
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10. |
1991
02:11
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11. |
Alena Cosby
02:05
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12. |
Fuck
01:08
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13. |
Football Awesome
03:39
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14. |
John Worthing Monologue
03:54
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15. |
Liquid Dish Soap
03:36
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16. |
Coffee Days
02:14
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17. |
Hamburger City
02:51
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18. |
What Is Now
01:26
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19. |
Michael Keaton
02:45
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20. |
The House
03:06
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21. |
Hamburger Language
00:32
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22. |
Cool
01:03
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23. |
Jazz Critics
01:10
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24. |
Southern Man
02:05
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26. |
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